Too many requests? What do you mean too many requests? Of course I made a bunch of requests, I was searching for products…on a website…that’s made for shopping…what else would you expect me to be doing on there?
Also under the category of things that would seem like a joke but are actually completely serious, to [...]
Emilie is officially my hero again, at least for the moment, just for completely pwning the forum’s resident whiny attention whore. It was win, trust me, it was win.
EA has decided to rename their highly somewhat anticipated survival horror game. The game, formerly known as Dead Space, will now be called DOOMshock.
Not really, but you can check out the (admittedly nice looking, but derivative as hell) second trailer for the game over on Joystiq.
Would ever attempt something like this. Prepare to behold the horror of Nightwish’s song Dead to the World played on accordion. I don’t know why either.
Another one of the stranger errors I’ve seen: “An expected exception has occurred.” If you’re expecting the exception, couldn’t you put in an error catcher or something. Or are you just trying to make me nutty?
Of the (rejected) Microsoft-Yahoo deal: One company of decreasing Internet relevance + One company of decreasing Internet relevance = Waste of everyone’s time and money.`
I just found something I’d put on a CD (years ago) with the intention of making fun of. It’s from an advertisement for Verizon DSL advertising it as 768 kiloBYTES. Damn, I wish I could get that much Internet speed for a low monthly rate (for the non-technical users, the appropriate term would be kilobits [...]
It’s not like I’m watching TV, listening to music and writing a paper at the same time. Nope, I’d never be doing anything like that.
Update: Two-line titles look awful in this theme. I’ll have to remember to avoid that in the future.
Of the greatest comic genius to ever hit the internet! Yup, this is kind of old news, but for anyone (most of you) who have not yet been treated to the comic brilliance of StrifeToons, you must proceed over here to see the amazingly funny cheesy pilot episode of StrifeToons! Followed, of course, by watching [...]
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Jack Thompson is now even more of a fucking retard than he was 5 fucking minutes ago. Thompson (a.k.a. Jackass of the Known Universe) is now trying to get Halo 3 banned in Florida as being a public nuisance. You know, the same trick he already tried on Rockstar’s Bully, and not surprisingly failed to [...]
Apparantly the starred letters in the box art of the Nintendo’s upcoming Super Mario Galaxy spell out “U R MR GAY”.” Intentional? I doubt it. Funny? Oh, most definitely. Going to be changed before release? You can count on it. See image (grayed out to better demonstrate letters in question):
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Via Joystiq.