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No Bloody Way

Written by Pacdan

Under the category of: How Stupid Can You Get, Grand Theft Auto 4 is making headlines. Why? For the same reason all the other games in the series have. I’ll give you guys a hint, you tried it three times already - it didn’t work. Why? No one cares. First amendment and stuff, you know it kind of still applies (at least in theory). Unfortunately the first amendment also allows for television news to exist uncensored, even though it should be completely banned. Actually, TV news isn’t the issue - though I do find it especially irritating, it’s the entire network news business. Ugh, ugh, and ugh.

Too bad Jacko the Wacko Thompson isn’t allowed to go after Take Two anymore, maybe if he could he’d actually manage to get himself disbarred. Heh, maybe that’s why he supports EA eating up Take Two - so his restraining order would no longer applicable.